Countdown... 13 days

Yes, I'm still in Needham.

But please, join me, as I create the illusion that I am on the other side of the world.

Step 1: Make Scallion Pancakes at every possible opportunity.

(Dough dough dough.

Let rest.

Dough dough dough.)

Flatten. (Fig. 1)

(Oil, scallions.)
Roll like this. (Fig. 2)

Roll like this. (I call it cinnamon-bunning, Fig. 3)

(Flatten again.

Chop up.)

Fry. (Fig. 4)

Delicious. (Fig. 5)

Repeat as necessary.

More defense mechanisms to come!